Out of office... =D

Vous comptez vous absenter du bureau et souhaitez innover en matière de messages d'absence ? Egayez la journée de vos interlocuteurs en piochant ci-dessous !

Koittaako kohta kauan odotettu loma, mutta haluaisit vaihtelua tylsään automaattiseen vastaukseen jonka lähetät ? Alla pari ehdotusta joilla irtoaa hymy takuuvarmasti... tai sitten ei.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system... You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons... When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

Comments

[Rédigé par : Khey]

j'adore la dernière !!!!!

[Rédigé par : Helen]

Olipas hauskoja!

[Rédigé par : Edith]

Hihii! Miten ois: "Olen poissa, koska olen poissa"?

[Rédigé par : SusuPetal]

Numero kuusi oli eniten makuuni, koska jonottaminen käy ihmisten hermoille :)

[Rédigé par : beatrice]

La derniere est tres drole. C'est ce qui est arrive (pour de vrai) a un obstreticien d''Angleterre. Les clients ont du etre surpris !